I ran into a friendly acquaintance while walking the dog the other day. “Hey, what’s new, how are you?” She asked, unsuspectingly. “Well,” I began, and this is a very bad way to begin. Anyone who asks that question and is met with that answer experiences instantaneous regret. Wrong place, wrong time, friendly acquaintance Kelly.Continue reading “Hey, What’s New?”
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Hey! Hi. Hi there, how are you?
Oh, hi! It’s me. Remember me? I think it’s still me, anyway. Are you still you? Whoops! That was a funny question. I meant, how are you? You don’t have to answer that. It was more or less always rhetorical air-filler. But also, here’s a better question: did you ever think you’d live through aContinue reading “Hey! Hi. Hi there, how are you?”
